Cuttlefish having a snack.
I’m so sick of sex meaning p*n*s in vagina. There are so many other ways to make love.
1.) Docking. If both partners are born male but one identifies as female and both have p*n*ses, one partner can stretch her urethra/shaft to the point where the other partner can insert his penis into his girlfriend’s penis.
2.) Nipple penetration- if both partners are born female but one identifies as male, the male-identifying partner can insert her nipple into the other’s vagina, preferably after stretching the nipple with a suction device.
3.) Butting- This is great if both people do not require orgasm to enjoy themselves or are demisexual and don’t know each other that well. Both partners get naked and rub butts together until both feel happy and relaxed.
4.) Bellybuttoning- Great option if two male-born trans women are dating. Using their bellybuttons as vaginas, they can rub bellybuttons together in an act of “scissoring”
5.) Hatting- If one person has a vagina that needs large penetration, consider stretching and having the partner use the vagina as a hat by means of stretching it around his/her head.
6.) Fatting- If both people are fat and cannot easily touch genitalia, consider inserting a fat roll in between two other fat rolls and rubbing together until enjoyment commences. Not recommended for fat people under 400 lb.
7.) Gloving- In a polyamorous relationship, consider gloving- fist your partner in the butt, then, using that partner as a glove, fist your second partner, completely enveloping the first partner in the second partner’s rectum.
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
It pains me to openly disrespect or belittle the work of any artist, for any reason, but god damn if this comic making the rounds isn’t one fat, steaming globule of trite, patronizing horseshit and I really need to vent my resentment of it all at once.
So how does this translate into real life? Women spend a lot of time and energy trying to please men. We learn early on that we are being looked at – that we are to be looked at. That we are performers. It took years before I actually started enjoying sex. YEARS. I think what I enjoyed most about sex, when I was younger, was the feeling of being desired. The actual sex part was super boring for the first while.We learn, as girls and women, that the performance is more important than the actual feeling.
No it’s fine. Stay there, and you won’t become a preposterous centrepiece of the most ridiculous real estate photograph ever taken.